Hey guys! What’s up?
It’s official. I am the third most clumiest person on this very planet. (I’m not quite sure about Mars…)
- He is supposedly the man who was filming Usain Bolt and ran into him with the seg-way, haha.
- Is Kobe. Kobe is the kind of person who will fall down stairs, fart; and then trip and claim that his “fart wind blew him over”, and break or drop anything he touches.
- Then it’s me.
Today I was checking myself out in the mirror, like any average teenage girl would, right? Well, to see my ENTIRE body in this mirror I have to stand on about three stairs, and you know, I fell. I FELL DOWN THREE STAIRS GUYS. I probably looked like a tumble weed that just like did a somersault.
Then the other day Kobe and I and my little sister were playing outside in the rain, as, again, any typical teenager would do. And I literally played hot potato with my phone and ended up dropping it and cracking it.
Don’t forget every time that I stood up in the hallway in front of my ex boyfriend, and tripped, which, mind you, has happened a lot more than five times.
I’m actually a walking time bomb, and when the bomb explodes, I embarrass myself or break something. OKAY SPEAKING OF WHICH I WAS JUST EATING RASPBERRIES AND THEY ARE NOW ALL OVER THE GROUND AND IM SO DEVASTATED!!
I also figured something else out the other day; I’m addicted to gambling???? Me, Kobe, and Serenity went to an arcade just the other day, and we started off with bowling, I DID GET ONE STRIKE AND I WAS SO HAPPY AND PROUD EVEN THOUGH I CAME IN LAST.
Then we went to play some games and I spent almost every single token I had at this game where you put the token in and you have to completely cover the “Jackpot” square with your token in order to win, and I won, but then I kept trying to win again, I was a mess bahaha.
Anywho, are you guys clumsy as well? Tell me your most embarassing story! I’d love to read them 🙂
someone, somewhere, online.